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    July 05

    牛B就是这么简单(1)

      ⒈说到牛B,人们总是很鄙视,我不知道为什么,我只鄙视想吹牛但是吹不好的人,我很欣赏那些能把牛B吹的帮帮的家伙~比如说我的朋友——军哥!
      刚知道军哥的时候他左手拿灵通,右手拿着臭豆腐,很嚣张的站在臭豆腐摊子面前,当是我有种想冲上去狂扁他的冲动~还好我忍住了,要不也许就会失去一个最好的朋友,但是也不一定,不打不相识吗~
      当时的军哥有一段时间我几乎看见他是每天换一辆车子,我觉得太牛B了,一个人爱车能爱到这种地步,而且是中国的国车自行车~当时我看见他就仿佛看见牛B二字在他头上飘扬~我勉励自己,以后骑车也要骑的他这么吊!其实事后我才知道原来他是车贼的VIP用户,每天遭偷窃,有次一天换了3次车,我本人在告别自行车时代(初中时代)的时候保持了被偷窃6辆的成绩,自以为以后可以在小辈面前吹嘘,可是军哥的出现打破了我的梦想,他被偷窃了10辆之多,而且有一天之内被偷窃3辆车的优异成绩使我的记录安然失色!
      那以后我就认准他是个牛B的人,可是在很多亲密接触以后,我终于知道,原来牛B只是他在他自己没有准备的情况下不小心制造出来的假象,而且是在不小心的情况下被我看成是牛B,可是就在他的牛B光环慢慢退却的时候,他却被人们一致公认为牛B王........(等续)
     

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    楠 叶wrote:
    原来牛B是可以在无意中制造出来的~
    头上可以飘扬牛B二字,果然是非凡人能做到D,253一下~
     
    P.S. 帮你加了个背景音乐:♫Jay-麦芽糖。
           以后麻烦别用斜体字啊,看起来不爽的~
    July 5

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